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A collection of things that make me roll-on-the-floor-laughing-my-fucking-ass-off-out-loud.


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favoritesticle:

Bane wants to know if anyone has seen a girl with hair like this…

favoritesticle:

Bane wants to know if anyone has seen a girl with hair like this…

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Puss-Hole

  • Pamela: Why don't you try hitting on one of these other moms? Look at her. I'd bet she'd suck your dick just to break the awful pattern of her life.
  • Louie: Hm. Maybe.
  • Pamela: How about her? I bet if you ripped off that puffy coat, she'd let you rub your smelly little cock all over her depressing tits.
  • Louie: I could see that.
  • Louie: Hey, how about that guy? Wouldn't you like to climb on his head and rub your dirty bush all over his glasses?
  • Pamela: Already did, it was good.
  • Louie: See that guy? I bet he'd be happy to cram his balls right in your puss-hole.
  • Pamela: Oh my god, his balls?
  • Louie: Yeah! Like if he just gathered them up and crammed them in your puss.
  • Pamela: But how does he get his balls into my pussy?
  • Louie: It's like... packing a pipe. Like, he just... packs it in with his thumb like this.
  • Pamela: See... I gotta admit, I don't hate that.
  • -From "Gym" (Season 1, Episode 12) of the program "Louie" on FX.
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Sarah Silverman does not make good puns, but she is hilarious anyway.

Sarah Silverman does not make good puns, but she is hilarious anyway.

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He said lesbians.

He said lesbians.

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Liz Lemon doesn’t get it when a guy offers to buy her a drink.

Liz Lemon doesn’t get it when a guy offers to buy her a drink.

(via snoopdogsbong)


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